11.
*Gets asked “how ya doin” at work*
My Brain:
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“Living the dream”— Joshua (@JLEW_DATRUTH) November 11, 2018
12.
*A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brain:
Don't say it
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“You guys ready to rock and roll?”— B-Jones (@BrianJones01) November 13, 2018
13.
someone: *venting about their feelings and problems to me*
my brain:
don't say it
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don't say itme: It be Iike that sometimes
— ALMOND?? (@ahmedtwinkiee) November 14, 2018
14.
*hears cashier say price of item costing €19 and something cent*
my brain:
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— sian (@sianvconway) November 11, 2018
15.
Someone: *doesn’t text back for one minute*
My brain: Don’t say it
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Don’t say itMe: Did I do something wrong? I’m sorry 🙁
— Carolyn (@chxrrypml) November 14, 2018
16.
*teacher says “thank you”*
my brain:
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— Capital (@CapitalOfficial) November 11, 2018
17.
*sees people in a hot tub*
My Brain:
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Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay— ?? (@sadkxit) November 14, 2018
18.
*at a restaurant*
waiter: enjoy your food!don't say it
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— cesar (@proxactears) November 13, 2018
19.
me: boots up console
don’t say it
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— EA SPORTS (@EASPORTS) November 13, 2018
20.
*knows I shouldn’t spend all my money on alcohol*
My brain –
Don’t say it
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Don’t say itMe – so what does the 15 people sat at this table want to drink!
— etta may (@_e_t_t_a_a_) November 11, 2018
21.
“is that a single or a double?”
my brain:
don't say it
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— LENNY (@lennzeppelin) November 11, 2018
