6. I mean, this one has to be on purpose … right?
I love Brazilians they be speakin porch of geese n I be like ???? damn daddy quack quack
— nigerians can't die (@yungeateat) September 28, 2016
5. This person's going to have a rough time remodeling their house.

4. I mean, if you're smoking lizards, unfriend me too, I guess.
3. Is this person actually a Russian bot?
2. Ok, this sucks, but I also need to hear more of Sprinkles' story.
1. I'm done.