13.
https://twitter.com/20PESONOSEBLEED/status/986145504722432002
12.
https://twitter.com/ninagaloree/status/990013187025235973
11.
good work, everybody pic.twitter.com/Df5yrfM9Wm
— lafix (@lafix) April 17, 2018
10.
You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh
— megan (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018
9.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies.
Priest: how long has it been since your last confession
Me: it's been…— Jarah Sones (@smallfatmonkey) April 17, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/991045862410326016
7.
https://twitter.com/bimadew/status/991062460911292416
6.
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/992092680590000128
5.
https://twitter.com/AlissaNutting/status/986011656626098177
4.
my mum: why is your bed soaking wet
me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) April 15, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/sarahmcintron/status/991547555644432384
2.
Walked out into my backyard & overheard the neighbors arguing in their hot tub. So I was like, “Can you guys start over so I can see whose side I’m on?”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 30, 2018
1.
dough: a bread, an uncooked bread
ray: of sun that cooks the bread
me: a gal who eats the bread
fa: ther also eats the bread
so: da bread’s a kind of bread
la: vash is another bread
tea: a drink. anyway, bread!
that will bring us back to dough— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) May 1, 2018
