It’s that time of the week again, the time when we pull together all of the most hilarious tweets from the women of Twitter and share them with you.
So, sit back and enjoy some of the funniest jokes made by ladies this week.
If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon
— reesie (@reesxe) December 10, 2018
anyone else have trouble getting their cats to pose for their christmas card? pic.twitter.com/uLFBQZoZkw
— Lana Miller (@lannmil) December 12, 2018
can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a “quick body wash”, a “hair and body shower”, a proper “exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong” and then a “depressed leave me alone I wanna die” shower.
— al⚢ (@saddgay) December 12, 2018
guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue pic.twitter.com/c7FQqgDgov
— kat hasty (@kathasty) December 13, 2018
When I woke up today, I thought I saw a mouse on my floor.
(Without my contacts, I have -9 vision, so I can’t see).
SO. I trap the mouse with a box. I put my contacts in so I can see, only to find out that I did not trap a mouse.
I trapped my hairbrush.
Have a great day.
— Celia Grace Denney (@CeliaDenney) December 12, 2018
recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
me: got it pic.twitter.com/imUsstSnGt
— nicole tersigni (@nicsigni) December 12, 2018
A lady I work with sends her dog to doggy day care n the woman that runs it does seasonal photo shoots with the dogs ? This is their christmas pic pic.twitter.com/gnPZXjQdWy
— tyler (@_letliv3) December 11, 2018
Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) December 13, 2018
alexa, wake me up inside
— kim christmas (@KimmyMonte) December 14, 2018
me: I’m never dating an emotionally immature uncommunicative sad boi ever agai-
sleepy indie white boy who looks like he hasn’t eaten a proper meal in days: *breathes*
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) December 14, 2018