26 Gifts For The Most Wildly Inappropriate Person On Your List

11. A playbook filled with 365 different sex positions.

*starts stretching*

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12. This perfectly innocent little gnome who likes to moon everyone.

How cute…

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13. Some penis lipsticks that are guaranteed conversation starters.

Oh, this? Just my dick stick.

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14. A loaded Jizz game that’ll provide hours of entertainment.

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And might also make your arms tired…

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15. This very adult coloring book about the adventures of Tiny Dick.

Why is it so cute?

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16. A nice pair of squishy stress balls you can squeeze all day long.

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Oh, so satisfying.

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17. This wonderfully naughty Christmas sweater.

Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Reindeer Humping Ugly Christmas Sweater w/Holiday Insertion & Christmas Dongs

Gotta make more reindeer somehow.

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18. A vibrating necklace that’s both fashionable and ~extremely~ functional.

Treat yo’ self.

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19. This book of dirty Origami is the hobby no one knew they needed.

So long, productivity.

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20. A brutally honest notepad they can use to release frustration.

Knock Knock WTF Nifty Notes

Every office needs these.

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