10. Grumpy McNoisyButt (n.)
A long lost relative of Danger Noodle with a quick temper and vibrating booty.
“My mom saw a nest of Grumpy McNoisyButts in our backyard this weekend. Thankfully it wasn’t a few seconds later or else she would have heard them first…”
https://twitter.com/Rob0Sullivan/status/712040384453603330
11. “Dog” (n.)
A thin-legged, be-speckled creature that frolics in forests and eats leafy greens.
“I loved ‘Bambi!’ But that poor dog though, just having to fend for itself when his mother died… what a sad pup.”
http://sirbuttles.tumblr.com/post/77817118739/this-a-strange-dog-why-this-dog-the-same-size-as
12. Luggage Horse (n.)
A two-humped mammal craft perfect for riding on long periods of travel.
“What do you mean my luggage horses aren’t ready yet? My crew and I are scheduled to arrive in Agrabah in three days time! Yes, I’ll hold…”
Luggage Horse #TheInternetNamesAnimals pic.twitter.com/M1ED1Niu2L
— @hayesbrown.bsky.social (@HayesBrown) March 24, 2016