13. Pantless Thunder-Goose (n.)
A naked bird known to streak at majestic speeds of up to 43 miles-per-hour.
“I actually saw a Pantless Thunder-Goose farm yesterday, and let me tell you, those places are certified nudist colonies on speed—oh c’mon, that was a good joke!”
Pantless Thunder-Goose #TheInternetNamesAnimals pic.twitter.com/S0iKonLUhA
— Jarod K. Anderson (@JarodAnderson) March 22, 2016
14. Delicious McNugget Pigeon (n.)
A grounded avian known for its tasty meat pumped with growth hormones and obesity-causing sugars.
“Nah dude, McNuggets aren’t actually made out of Delicious McNugget Pigeons — it’s just a bunch of little processed Delicious McNugget Pigeons parts squished together. Disgusting!”
Delicious McNugget Pigeon#TheInternetNamesAnimals pic.twitter.com/hLpm9sOVwi
— Individual Daily Risk (@medicalaxioms) March 24, 2016
15. Furry Nope (n.)
A large, furry mammal that looks deceivingly cuddly but can actually tear out a human’s neck with one swipe of a talon-pricked paw.
“If you ever encounter a Furry Nope in the woods, you don’t have to outrun it. You just have to outrun the slowest person you’re with.”
