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*sitting in the dark at the kitchen table waiting for my wife*
Hello Karen. Maybe you'd like to tell me who used all my essential oils — Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) February 15, 2017
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[Date] Me: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat Her: thanks! i'll have a mai tai Me: *glaring* you float a boat with water karen
— FROVO (@fro_vo) September 1, 2015
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WIFE: Stop spending money on stupid stuff ME: Okay [later] WIFE: What the hell? [dog walks by in a tuxedo] ME: He's getting married, Karen
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) August 17, 2016
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Hey, since you've been so good, how about a bonus ‘Carol' tweet?
*slams hands on table*
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL? — Goddamnit, Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
