26 Managers Share The Most B.S. Ways Employees Have Tried To Get Out Of Work

21. usernamebrainfreeze:

One of my lifeguards couldn’t come to work because he couldn’t find his sunglasses. 

22. geeky_username:

He was really tired after a “5 day coke bender”, and wanted to go home

23. butt_embalmer:

To watch football

24. canoe212:

Anal glaucoma, just can’t see my ass coming in today.

25. JackPoe:

She walked to work, in uniform, up the stairs, and said she couldn’t come to work, she had a broken toe.

So she went home, changed, came back and had breakfast.

She came back to work the next day “it’s better now.”

26. theRogueMcGyver:

I kid you not, she called in and said, and I quote, “I wont be in today, I caught a pregnancy.”