12. And, don’t flip the hood like a crazy person.
If we aren’t circumsized, be careful how far you’re pulling back the hood because you’ll fuckin snap the banjo string.
11. Don’t just stop.
When you’re giving a handjob and he’s finished, don’t slow that shit down. Keep it going at the same pace you were just at until he puts a hand on you or tells you to stop. Best nut of his life.
10. Just be upfront.
My brain cannot comprehend you dropping hints at ALL, just please tell me what your trying to say instead of doing some thing I’m supposed to pick up on, I see you at face value, not the complex game your playing.
9. Don’t. Use. Teeth.
Your teeth hurt. If you can’t open your mouth enough to fit it in without scraping, just stop. It’s ok
8. They want to feel the emotion, too.
I need as much emotion as much you do. groping for me is what groping is for you. Equality mutherfucker.
7. And, they hurt just like us.
Our hearts are fragile as fuck. Just tell us your not interested, don’t try to spare our feelings. That makes it worse.
6. They need some space to cool down once in a while.
i have a hard time sleeping as it is, so when i leave for a bit in the morning it’s to do a small routine to get me back into the sleep phase. sometimes i need to go lay down in front of the a/c unit in the living room.
i’m not trying to leave you, i swear women radiate heat like none other.
5. They don’t miss on purpose.
I don’t intend to pee in a place that misses the bowl. Sometimes it doesn’t shoot the direction I point it.
4. They want LOVE!
I’m not just my dick and balls. I enjoy being touched, caressed, kissed and licked in all the same places that give you pleasure. My neck and ears especially are hyper sensitive and for sure my biggest erogenous zones. Kiss and lick me there and breathe heavily in my ear and I’m yours forever! But also don’t forgot my nipples, abdomen, my inner thighs, legs, yes, even my shoulderblade and the inside of my knees and elbows. It makes sex sooo much better!
3. They love hair play just as much as we do.
I like it when we lay down n you run your hands through my hair
2. Switch it up every once in a while.
I like being little spoon too.
1. Shaving is not the best idea.
When we shave down there and it grows back – you can’t imagine how much it itches. Balls have way more friction throughout the day than the female counterparts!
It’s a sacrifice each time we do it.