Instead of getting yourself bogged down by all of the political negativity that’s currently swarming everyone’s newsfeeds, why not turn your attention to some hilariously messed up tweets? We could all use a good hard laugh—even if it’s at something that would really piss your mom off.
Imagine dying mid nut now you in history books like this. Lmaoo https://t.co/9JYsJwsfev
— Lance ?? (@Kinglrg_) October 30, 2018
[invention of fish net stockings]
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little … hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn
— tommy bayer (@TommmyBear) October 24, 2018
Me at 14 years old after I jerked off and I thought I was going to hell pic.twitter.com/5gadlQutyR
— b (@chardonnaygay) November 2, 2018
A top talking about the ONE time they bottomed pic.twitter.com/Tt4uO1R3Ci
— CurlyCakes (@cakes_curly) October 27, 2018
When u put Tupperware inside the cabinet and close the door and hear it all come crashing down https://t.co/J86ACW98fL
— ellek (@elleklinton) October 26, 2018
tryna find me a diego to fuck, yes i know he’s my cousin pic.twitter.com/JcRZLtf9Wm
— dani (@dcagiunta) October 27, 2018
I know this is supposed to be Willy Wonka or whatever but now I’m imagining Sexy Union Rep trying to negotiate a Sexy Contract for Sexy Working Conditions and then ending up on Sexy Strike https://t.co/V00y9mfMSI
— jes skolnik (@modernistwitch) November 1, 2018
Michael Myers as a child pic.twitter.com/k5q1mHd9Gz
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) October 25, 2018
The only bag I’m securing this week pic.twitter.com/FjZxYlVM9u
— Araceli (@themexifry) October 18, 2018
My girl was riding me so good she said “Who’s dick is this”? I said “Yours daddy” ???♂️
— #BLESSEDPROMO (@Evanhtx_) October 27, 2018