11.
People with curly hair be like:
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— giuliano (@ghouliano) November 4, 2018
10.
they doin what they gotta do to meet ariana https://t.co/sspbheLxuV
— brett (@tt3rb) November 5, 2018
9.
partition…and after my one semester of elementary french i’m singing the french part too bitch! es coochie air matress sex…le sex..jew bit ear, lactose physics. https://t.co/afctxQJfJs
— ? (@txmfords) November 5, 2018
8.
Cause the mobile phone wasn't invented in 1911 ya daft cunt https://t.co/Vl7gfANwaH
— George (@George_Tweetz) November 2, 2018
7.
I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!! pic.twitter.com/sxDOjtBWLh
— the actual fucking sun (@THISIS4BABYFAT) February 23, 2017
6.
Enid Blyton knew pic.twitter.com/anE2gKPW3f
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) May 7, 2017
5.
Imagine u dying during the plague & this shit walk in https://t.co/JDkuZlXbBh
— crishaa (@germanndasavage) October 27, 2018
4.
*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room*
*I pretend to catch it*
*I walk over to the window and toss it outside*
"Grow up Karen"
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) May 19, 2014
3.
Day 126 with no sex. I've lost hearing in my right eye
— jes (@esmexoo) May 30, 2018
2.
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
1.
casual sex means you get to wear jeans during it
— samuel (@racetrayter) May 24, 2018