Sometimes, people are so stupid that it leaves us speechless. With Google being at our fingertips – literally – you can’t help but wonder how people go this long without knowing the answers to most questions. Like, when people ask you what time something closes – but they’re perfectly capable of Googling it themselves.
New comeback – #That’sGoogleable.
One Reddit user,_ahsatan, just proved that you can be a full-blown adult and not know a damn thing about the female body – even if you’re a female. She basically started an incredibly hilarious and also cringe-worthy thread with the fact that she had to teach her 26-year-old sister-in-law and her 31-year-old husband that you do not pee from your clit – go figure.
She then asked Reddit users to share the most “ridiculous ideas they’ve heard about the female body” and, they did not disappoint.
That if a woman cannot give birth through the birth canal the Dr will finagle things so the baby comes out the asshole. I thoroughly assured the guy who said this that this was impossible but he insisted that was how his grandmother gave birth.
That you can “hold” your period blood the same way you can hold your pee. I had an incredibly stupid boyfriend once that wouldn’t stop at a gas station on our way someplace because he thought I could just hold it til we got there.
ETA: that women only use one pad/tampon per period. That pads/tampons/etc aren’t necessary hygiene items.
This woman I used to work with once said that once she was pregnant she was no longer going to have sex with her husband, just blow-jobs. Why? Because she didn’t want to get pregnant with twins. -.-
That longer labia and loose vaginas are caused by more sexual partners, whereas married women who have sex often with the same person experience no change. (I’m aware that IRL neither of them experience a change because of sex or partner count)
My first boyfriend believed in that myth that states that when you start having sex with the same person, your vagina conforms to the shape of his penis, so if it feels different than usual to him, it means you fucked someone else. How does that even make any sense…