7.
“This lady parked right outside of a gas station, threw her trash on the ground outside of her car, then went inside and stole 2 bags of Chex Mix.”
6.
“My ex-best friend cheated on her boyfriend of two years and after she told him, he forgave because he just is that good of a guy. She broke up with him anyways and then proceeded to lead him on while dating other people. One night after her new guy wasn’t answering the phone, she went and picked this ex up. While they were in the car, the new guy calls and she takes her ex back and drops him back where she picked him up. We stopped being friends because of the way she treated him.”
5.
“This really douchey husband of my wife’s friend, at a dinner ordered heated cognac. After claiming it wasn’t warm enough for his refined taste (loudly so everyone could hear) he swirled it above a candle on the table to heat. Not THAT douchey, but everything about his screams “I’m a tool” and even this stood out.”
4.
“In high school my best friend and I won tickets to a sneak preview of Super Bad, the theater was super packed and some promo guy came out with a cardboard box of swag, handed some stuff out and set it down and walked away. This lady from the front row grabbed the whole box and sat down with it in her lap while the whole theater booed her and she left.”
3.
“Fill up a water bottle with their piss and throw the opened piss bottle over and into a huge crowd of people at a concert. It was very hot too. People probably believed it was water at first.”
2.
“This old lady was checking to see if her ballpen would work. She tried test writing on the shirt of the girl in line ahead of her.”
1.
“Wife and I had a couple over for dinner. I cooked a fairly complex meal, drinks, beer, dessert. Right as they walked in they said they only had an hour because they had another dinner thing to get to after this one.”
h/t thechive