in Tweets & Memes 29 Internet Responses So Perfect, They’ll Make You Kiss Your Fingers Like An Italian Chef by Noah Berman July 27, 2018, 10:16 am 9. On percussive maintenance: 8. On shower thoughts: 7. On…oh, come on: 6. On lying on social media: 5. On waking up: 4. On taking the bus: 3. On Olympic condoms (wut?): 2. On sounding poetic: 1. On $$$: Written by Noah Berman