25 People Who Should Be Banned From Every Kitchen On Thanksgiving

Make no mistake, cooking a meal is hard. I can barely put a pizza in the oven without all chaos running loose. Now, cooking a Thanksgiving meal for your entire family is an ordeal I do not wish upon my most hated enemy. If you get anything wrong, you’ll be hearing about it until your dying day. Probably just like these numb skulls who absolutely dropped the ball in the kitchen.

1. The person who invented this godless Flamin’ Hot Cheeto/Turkey hybrid.

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2. This dessert-destroying deviant who at least brought out the baster.


3. This pastry chef who is the absolute shit.


4. This guy who should never handle a turkey again.


5. This person who couldn’t even be bothered to find a microwave for their leftovers.


6. This cereal-eater who wasn’t willing to wash a damn bowl.

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7. The fruit-lover who thought that slicing a mango was too grueling.

8. This poor soul who pretty much consumed semi-raw, lukewarm bacon.

9. Another cereal-eater who assumed a wineglass would be a decent substitute for a bowl.

10. Though I guess that’s not as bad as whoever thought this preposterous excuse for a cereal bowl was acceptable.

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11. The person who would rather eat a cheese-on-cheese sandwich than bother buying a loaf of bread.


12. The person who couldn’t even be bothered to use their hands.

13. This lazy genius, who refused to stand and watch water boil like a common rube.

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14. The person who substituted two knives for a pair of chopsticks …