10. A super cute greeting card that’s sure to be a crowd-pleaser.
And a dancing bean, nonetheless!
Get it on Etsy for $3.38
9. This pun-tastic phone case.
Lettuce turnip the beet! Ehhh?
Get it on RedBubble for $25.00
8. A literal banana hammock.
I’ll just see myself out.
Get it on Amazon for $19.98
7. A tee so punny, it should probably quit while it’s ahead.
Just stop.
Get it on RedBubble for $19.03
6. This collection of cooking spoons that each have their own foody pun.
These would make a great surprise gift for your significant other, just sayin’.
Get it on Etsy for $11.99
5. An assortment of funny adult notepads.
Perfect for relieving stress at work.
Get it on Amazon for $10.99
4. This wooden sign that will put you in the mood for wine night.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
Get it on Etsy for $24.99
3. A guitar pick that will make your dad’s day.
The ultimate dad joke.
Get it on Amazon for $8.99
2. This dish towel that’ll have MJ stuck in your head all day.
Warning: May cause spontaneous kitchen dancing.
Get it on ModCloth for $10.00
1. A mug for when he finally runs out of jokes and needs to refuel.
You can’t expect him to crack all of these horribly wonderful puns without caffeine!
Get it on LookHuman for $12.99
Our work here is done.
