11. Because they can't even commit for three damn hours:
12. Because of course you can't be friends:
13. Because they are still Satan:
14. Because he's still too small. And too rude:
15. Because they can't even spell the word ‘regret':
16. Because anyone who even needs to ask is not worth talking to (huge range):
17. Because when it comes right down to it, a vibrator is so much better in every way:
