Life is really hard. Not just kind of hard, I mean really hard. Every day, the news hits us in the face with the entire world burning, our jobs are never paying us enough to make ends meet, and our friends straight up suck at being “good people.”
Add the fact that there are still commercials on TV during our favorite shows and Netflix is constantly pulling amazing series off their service–we might as well drop dead right now. If you’re feeling as overwhelmed/stressed/sad/anxious/depressed as I am, maybe these self-care tweets will inspire you to throw your life away (if even for like, 4 minutes).
me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
— IN(DIE) (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017
once i start taking my own advice it’s over for u bitches
— adam (@brokeangeI) December 6, 2017
my entire being automatically rejecting self care the second i try it pic.twitter.com/J5duzQ5I1n
— ???? ? (@liahsux) October 1, 2018
*does a face mask*
this is going to fix everything.
— ALYINAS (@alyinas) January 12, 2018
new self care: talk to myself the way I talk to dogs.
-hi sweet girl
-want a treat?
-ur so chubby & cute
-need a nap?
-what a good girl
— Mackenzi Lee (@themackenzilee) September 4, 2017
me pulling up on my depression pic.twitter.com/gPhFGLtJa7
— jabookie young-white (@jaboukie) September 30, 2018
the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]
me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) June 29, 2018
Me: *eats right and less* *exercises daily* *does skin routine*
My body: pic.twitter.com/zWth8UDiXV
— whomst’veatlantavegas (@Namastaywoke) June 27, 2018
me: I’m really sad
me to me: maybe this sad music will help
— austin? (@outsinned) September 30, 2018
I would like to eat waffles. Or to throw the ball for a Corgi named Waffles, or, to go completely meta, eat waffles with a Corgi named Waffles. I don't care. #SelfCare
— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) October 3, 2018