11.
Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) October 13, 2015
12.
regular people: good morning baby, i love u
me (an intellectual): wake up send nudes bitch
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) January 5, 2017
13.
my phone died send that nude to my mom's phone
— Chorizo (@tupactopus) March 20, 2018
14.
When the convo is going great and then they hit you with the "send nudes" pic.twitter.com/7VbfTQgl5r
— Patrice (@PatriceClark_) March 22, 2018
15.
[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth…]
EARTH: yo
GOD: what?
EARTH: send nudes
GOD: *creates Adam & Eve*
EARTH: nice
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) October 4, 2015
16.
waiting for him to text back after u send a nudes pic.twitter.com/KzPq9OeF7Y
— stupid frick (@taderjoes) March 21, 2018
17.
if someone broke up with me id stop talking to them for months and then "accidentally" send them my best nudes & then continue not talking
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 6, 2017
18.
I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes.
— Lil Baked Baker (@Lil_Baked_Baker) August 11, 2016
19.
[texting my girlfriend]
wyd?
"Just finished my homework"
Cool, Send a pic (; ?
*gf sends a nude*
Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) December 18, 2014
[posing nude]
ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours
DMV GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 11, 2016