15 Deeply Relatable Products Every Socially Awkward Person Needs In Their Life

5. This slightly dramatic pen holder that’s literally you everytime someone attempts small talk in your presence.

NO NO NO, I will not tell you how my weekend was.

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4. A creative journal where you can empty all of your most awkward thoughts without judgement.

Ahhh, sweet sanctuary.

Get it on Amazon for $12.83

3. A pillow hoodie for avoiding human interaction altogether.

HoodiePillow Brand Memory Foam Hooded Travel Pillow - Black

No, I’m sorry. It’s not me.

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2. This vital guide to surviving your life as an awkward human.

How to stop asking yourself things like, “why are you the way that you are?”

Get it on Amazon for $13.83

1. This Tina Belcher button for when there are just no words.

CafePress Bob's Burgers Tina Uhh 2.25 Button 2.25" Button

Uhhhhhhhhhh…bye.

Get it on Amazon for $4.99

One step at a time…

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