Have you ever had fun replacing popular lyrics with some of your own? Well, these AskReddit users replaced all occurrences of “Me,” “I,” “My,” etc. with the name “Greg” and boy, were the results hilarious. Read on to pick your favorite!
#1. It Wasn’t Greg
But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)
But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)
Saw Greg bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t Greg)
Greg even had her in the shower (It wasn’t Greg)
She even caught Greg on camera (It wasn’t Greg)
She saw the marks on Greg’s shoulder (It wasn’t Greg)
Heard the words that Greg told her (It wasn’t Greg)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t Greg)
She stayed until it was over
#2. What Is Love?
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt Greg
Don’t hurt Greg
No more
#3. That’s Not Greg’s Name
They call Greg ‘Bell’
They call Greg ‘Stacey’
They call Greg ‘her’
They call Greg ‘Jane’
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
#4. Greg’s A Bitch
Greg’s a bitch, Greg’s a lover, Greg’s a child, Greg’s a mother
Greg’s a sinner, Greg’s a saint, Greg do not feel ashamed
Greg’s your hell, Greg’s your dream, Greg’s nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way
#5. Wannabe
Sooooo tell Greg what you want, what you really really want
Greg’ll tell you what Greg wants, what Greg really really wants
Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh
Greg wanna really really really really wan
na zig-a-zig ahhhhh
#6. Greg’s Still Jenny From The Block
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that Greg’s got
Greg’s still, Greg’s still Jenny from the block
#7. Greg Wants To Dance With Somebody
Yeah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
Greg wants to feel the heat with somebody.
Yeaaah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
With somebody who loves Greg.