If you’ve yelled at a friend for banging their ex post break-up, raise your hand.
If you’ve then turned around and ignored your own advice, raise it even higher.
…Welcome to the club.
Whenever our friends try to sleep with their exes – or even just text them – it’s our instinct to ask them what the hell they’re doing and tell them to stop that shit right now. But, of course, when we find ourselves in a similar situation, we convince ourselves that one little text won’t hurt, and hey, even if we’re not getting back together, at least the break-up sex will be hot.
Then we enter the ninth circle of hell, otherwise know as…
The 5 Stages of Grief When You Just F***ed Your Ex.
“I was drunk, so I can just pretend it never happened.”
“If you bang your ex and don’t tell anyone… that means it doesn’t count, right?”