17. Sounding out weird words in your head when you spell them.
16. When you ham it up to avoid feeling guilty about free samples.
15. The upside-down plate trick.
14. That emo car-ride moment.
13. The passive-aggressive waiting you do when your friend is picking you up.
12. When you gotta glare to shame the people around you into silence.
11. When you laugh-along to get-along.
10. That irrational fear of the store alarms.
9. Racing with the microwave.
8. Pretending that the ’90s are closer than they really are.
7. When you give up while unwrapping a Starburst.
6. That sense of sniffly regret.
5. Feigning enthusiasm about future plans.
4. That post-checkout chaos of putting change into your wallet.
3. The unpleasant “reveal” before your haircut.
2. Trying to talk yourself down after a scary movie.
1. When you act like your insomnia isn’t gonna ruin your morning.
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