9. Some wall art to express how you really feel. ($25)
Bey would be proud.
8. A little teardrop plushie to help you cry it out. ($12)
Just because you’re better off doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have a good cry about it.
7. A new set of sheets that your ex has never slept on. ($24.70)
Because the old ones still smell like him, so NOPE.
6. A wine glass holder for the bathtub. ($13.95)
Drinking wine in the bathtub has mysterious restorative properties, and should be done often.
5. A curved body pillow for you to curl up against. ($109.95)
Takes up bed space just like your ex, except it’s more comfortable and smells better!
4. An ice cream pint holder, complete with handle. ($15.95)
If you’re gonna wallow in ice cream, you might as well be efficient about it.
3. A USB-chargeable vibrator. ($27.69)
I mean, if not now, WHEN??
2. A therapeutic, sweary coloring book. ($6.98)
You definitely don’t have to stay inside the lines on this one.
1. Some balloons to remind you that being single is worth celebrating. ($16)
Welcome back to the party, sis!