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This Mom Is Getting Roasted Into Oblivion For Arguing That Moms Should Cut Coffeeshop Lines

Listen, moms. We get it.

Being a mom is hard work. It is sacrifice. It is, as one very wise little snowman named Olaf once said, “putting someone else’s needs before yours.”

It is also, I assume, certainly no excuse to be an entitled, insufferable prat. I’m no mom so I could be wrong here. An entitled insufferable mom prat who was recently put on blast by popular Instagram account @SlutWhisperer for posing smirkily with a sign bearing a controversial message.

Anytime coffee is involved, I know y’all know it’s about to get heated. The sign reads, “Moms should get a fast pass to the front of the line at coffee shops. Honey, you’re 22 & slept 10 hours last night? Get to the back of the line.”

Now, whether this sign is directed strictly at 22-year-olds, at 22-year-olds who slept 10 hours, or any woman who hasn’t given birth is unclear. What is clear is the pure, unadulterated, and honestly somewhat deserved rage with which @SlutWhisperer captioned the photo.

The caption reads, in full (and in complete caps):

IMAGINE THINKING THAT BECAUSE YOU LET SOME DUDE SPLASH INSIDE YOU THAT MEANS YOU DESERVE PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT???

WHERE IS MY REWARD FOR NOT POLLUTING THIS EARTH WITH A GENETIC DISASTER THAT WILL GROW UP TO NOT BENEFIT THIS PLANET IN ANY WAY.

EVERY MOTHER ACTS LIKE SHE’S RAISING THE NEXT GIFT FROM GOD… NAH LADY, YOUR KID IS PROBABLY GONNA GROW UP TO BE A SPOILED TWAT WHO DATE RAPES A SORORITY GIRL BECAUSE HE NEVER GREW UP HEARING THE WORD “NO” JUST LIKE HIS EGOMANIACAL MOTHER.

The image quickly crossed social media platform boundaries to Twitter, where the unidentified (and I pray she stays that way, for her sake) mom got French Roast(ed) into a crispity crisp.

People. Went. Off.

 

Some even went next-level and Photoshopped their own message on the sign.

The audacity to think that one is owed anything by strangers for any reason is laughable. Good luck to this woman and her poor children.