The Highlight Of Their Day Is Yelling At Your Assistant Manager
baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”
also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn't put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I'm gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.” — trevør jønes (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018
They Talk About Being Self-Reliant But Actually Need Our Help For Everything
Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.
— Lauren West (@laurenwest) March 7, 2018
Their Internet Explorer Browser Homepage Looks Like Times Square At Night
I love baby boomers who say “kids don't even know how to write cursive” in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
— Zach Wallen (@Zach_Wallen) March 13, 2018
That Being Said, They Have Some Uses…
They're Vastly Overpaid For Skillsets That Aren't Useful To Anyone
The only thing baby boomers have to offer is their cable login
— Tracy Marquez (@tracy_marq) March 17, 2018
They Won't Take The Time To Return Carts To The Front Like A Decent Human Being
“your generation is lazy” yet all I see is babyboomers leaving their shopping carts wherever they please?
— Jemmy (@JemmyMedina) March 16, 2018
Their WiFi Passwords Take A Crack Team Of Hackers To Enter
if anyone wants to come over to my parents these weekend here's the wifi password pic.twitter.com/ln1ln0yc7V
— sebastian (@sebstradamus) June 30, 2017
Susan Won't Keep Her Cheetah Print-Wearing Opinions To Herself
Baby Boomer Susan at the Target sure had a lot of opinions about me buying blush-pink pants.
— Tell Williams IV ?? (@TellWilliamsIV) March 31, 2018
They Won't Make Up Their Damn Minds
*millennials don't hike*: Wow young people must be on their phones instead of outside. *millennials hike more than older people*: Wow the only reason these young people go outside is to use their phones. pic.twitter.com/xXz2KNIh8B
— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) April 2, 2018
They Judge Us Even After Pulling Crazier Stunts In Their Youth
the documentary “wild wild country” is reaL good, also like every ten minutes a new white baby boomer who named themselves Swami Krishna shows up. five stars
— matt ? lubchansky (@Lubchansky) March 27, 2018
Seriously, The Judgement
me: [looks at an avocado in the grocery store] baby boomer: pic.twitter.com/pyeNdF0vEy
— bitch lasagna (@wetbreadstick) March 28, 2018
Despite What I Just Said, They've Given Us This Absolute Gem And I Forgive Them For Everything Because Of It
