10.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
11.
Hahahaha did anyone else think they weren’t skinny in high school and then look back at old pictures and think they were crazy and would kill to have that body again bc same
— Rea (@Reannan_Black) June 28, 2018
12.
Mom can I colour your arm plz. pic.twitter.com/QUXDIEFXnr
— Comic Sans (@rebellenoire) June 24, 2018
13.
me: *opens mouth to scream into the void*
the void: sorry man we're full up
me: what?
the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams
me: but—
the void: we?are?at?capacity?sir. try a pillow.— Matt Jones (@tinyarmoredone) June 20, 2018
14.
waking up after sleeping with a tank top on pic.twitter.com/D78EA7NgNF
— nana (@peachy____queen) June 17, 2018
15.
me tracking my package even tho I just ordered it 5 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/ugMyoKvNpv
— Quante? (@YouSleepOnTray) June 21, 2018
16.
so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE
— nurse ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) June 25, 2018
17.
My naym is snek
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronkAnd wen it time
To get me fed
I open wideI monch the bred pic.twitter.com/uLl9Vmfh3m
— tiny birb is screaming :V (@Cwossie) June 22, 2018
19.
b r u h this is so sad pic.twitter.com/BHDM44w2J0
— g (@twistedlakes) June 28, 2018