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15 Lines Girls NEVER Want to Hear at the Bar

10. Nickelback is my favorite band

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*Stares dumbfounded*

 

11. Wait, didn’t we match on Tinder?

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Yep, and now I have to avoid you in real life too. So thanks for that.

 

12. Let’s do Everclear shots!

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Might as well roofie me, creep.

Written by Brittany Shulman

Brittany is a New Jersey native living in Austin, Texas. She loves dogs, bad reality television, and politics.