What You Won’t Miss About College:
1. Twin Beds
Hell, those twin-sized beds weren’t even big enough for one person– let alone two.
2. Mystery Punch
Remember “Jungle Juice?” What about “Trash Can Punch?” It tasted like candy and seemed like a good idea at the time… but once you’d personally witnessed the party host tossing a bottle of Everclear and some gatorade powder into an already-nasty dorm trash can, it was over.
3. Unpaid Internships
When you’re paying $40,000 a year to do school work, working for free doesn’t sound too terrible. But when your student loan payments start piling up post graduation, ‘workplace experience’ just doesn’t cut it as compensation.
