Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
Let’s be honest – we’re all a little fucked up. And therapy is expensive. Fortunately, using the restroom is gratis, at least around these parts. (Apparently, the right to pee is not considered a basic human right in Europe, and probably a few other places. To each their own, but we have to wonder, would anyone […] More
These days, it’s hard not to have a love-hate relationship with technology. The zillions of gadgets we use are supposed to make our lives easier – and sure, sometimes they do – but they also break for no reason, make us scarily-sedentary, and cause otherwise-responsible people to walk blindly into intersections. Honestly, it’s no wonder that […] More
Much like chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant, or your ultra-conservative uncle on Thanksgiving Day, it’s hard to imagine the Internet without The Onion’s biting satire of the human experience. It’s all fun and games when their faux news stories are ridiculous beyond belief. But from time to time, we come across a story […] More
We all know that Spongebob was never actually intended to be a children’s show. (Or was it? We honestly can’t tell). So it shouldn’t be too surprising that sometimes, the characters remind us of ourselves – especially when we’re getting ready for a wild and crazy weekend. Just admit it. Whether you’re Squidward busting a move […] More
Expressing yourself isn’t always easy. Who among us hasn’t walked away from a dispute only to think of the perfect comeback, or fallen victim to a Freudian slip on a first date? And things only get more complicated when you bring written language into the equation. With over a million words just in English, knowing how […] More
As the world’s movie mecca and home to countless celebs, Los Angeles is definitely the place to see and be seen – at least, that’s what the entertainment industry wants us to think. But contrary to popular belief, living in tinseltown isn’t all sunshine, rainbows, and movie premieres. In fact, for regular folks, it can be downright […] More
Watching porn is all fun and games – that is, until you come across a clip that looks eerily similar to your favorite childhood cartoon, and have to watch as six burly dudes gang banging the character you dressed up as for Halloween. (Yep, that’s a real thing that happened. Childhood = ruined. Is nothing […] More
There are officially more millennials living in their parents’ basements than there are striking out on their own, buying homes, or shacking up with bae. (I know, right? The twenty-teens are not a good decade to be a young person, and not even Snapchat can make up for that). But for the lucky few who’ve […] More
Eating is great. And eating at a restaurant is even better – you get to eat dope food, it makes you feel like a classy mofo, and you don’t have to do dishes. The thing is, your night out isn’t necessarily so great for the person on the other side of the equation. Namely, your […] More
…Is it wrong to laugh when something undeniably funny happens at someone else’s expense? Decide for yourself – but just between us, if you can read these tweets without writhing on the floor in a giggle fit, we probably can’t be friends. Here are 20 tweets that will make you #sorrynotsorry you laughed your ass […] More
21st Century life is pretty damn great. For one, you don’t have to get out of bed to do anything. Remote working makes it possible to clock in for your 9 to 5 in pjs. Apps like Seamless and Postmates will bring food to your doorstep. Talking to your friends on Facetime makes you feel […] More
Being single has its fair share of perks. But going on first dates? Not one of ‘em. You’ve always had to ask yourself, is my new Romeo is a serial killer, but these days – when all it takes to dip your toe in the dating pool is a right-swipe – there are a zillion other […] More
