humor 15 Tinder Fails You’ll Probably Relate To by Mary McCaw 4. Nope. 5. Call the conversation police. Call the grammar police. Call his mom. 6. Bruh. Page 2 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.