Face it – the movies lied to you. Getting down and dirty rarely involves rose petals, steamy shower scenes, and perfect, interruption-free moments.
In real life, sex is just as likely to be underwhelming or awkward. And sometimes, it’s really, really awkward.
The good news is, when it happens to you, at least you don’t have to go through it alone.
Because these people have also had cringeworthy moments in the bedroom, and they’re not afraid to let the world know – in the most hilarious way possible.
Here are 15 tweets that sum up what it’s actually like to be getting some on the regular, in 144 characters or less.
1. What a perverted pup.
It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) January 9, 2014
2. There are more important things to think about in the heat of the moment.
What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.
— Mark Leggett ??♂️ (@markleggett) December 30, 2013
3. Remember: even at the most intimate moments, you never know what the other person is thinking.
[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex]
Her: faster! faster!
Me: oh god no
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) October 23, 2014
