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17 People Who Hit The Relationship Jackpot

11.

(603): thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you’re beautiful!

12.

(240): I’m home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He’s either stupid, whipped, or i’m just THAT good.

13.

(770): There just aren’t enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese. (404): My wife ladies and gentleman! Love ya babe.

14.

(512): after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.

15.

(401): My wife just tried to justify to my why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of ‘well if its what you need’

16.

(845): And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him…and he did a good job

17.

(913): Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We’ve got some Madden to beat. (1-913): You’re the best girlfriend ever.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.