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17 Couples Broke Up For the Dumbest Reasons Imaginable

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His eyes were too close together.

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Well the reasons we broke up were actually much larger, but it is funny to me that the “final straw” was a fight over where to eat breakfast.

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My bf had to take the bus home. He started texting me how he was bored b/c he had to wait 30 minutes. At this time I had just gotten home from work & was making dinner for myself. When I sat down to eat, I texted him “I would come pick you up but I just made food”. He replied “wow…it’s cool. I’ll just walk home” which I was slightly surprised at. He said that he could have called up 10 friends & they would have been there in a heartbeat, so I’m a terrible girlfriend. When I said if he had been sick or getting ill or hurt or anything, I would have done it, but I didn’t think him just not wanting to wait for 30 minutes took precedent over me eating dinner, he got furious & said “I’m done with you. I’m done with this relationship.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.