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17 Couples Broke Up For the Dumbest Reasons Imaginable

11.

I’m bi and was dating a super hot girl. About 2 months into our “relationship” she was standing at my door in the middle of the night, crying, and told me that she couldn’t be with me anymore because I was cheating on her with my friends (which I never did), because I was bi and not able to live without real cock (her words) and best of all, because I wasn’t girly enough. Why wasn’t I girly enough you ask? Because I had short hair and didn’t like make-up and dresses. If I heard that from a boy, I would have understood (kinda), but hearing it from a lesbian (who had short hair herself and never used make-up)..it shattered my world.

12.

“My parents said I can’t return to college if I’m with you.” “So that’s it?” “Ya.”

13.

She dumped me because I cut my hair. I shit you not.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.