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17 Tinder Bros We Definitely Left Swiped… Nope.

4. The Possible Racist

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…Most? What the hell does that mean?

 

5. The Groper

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Um, sir? Why is your hand in your pants? Any relief you might feel at not seeing his dick whipped out is quickly overshadowed by the sheer doucheyness of it all. 

 

6. The Exhibitionist

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Lemme guess, for our first anniversary, my gift is your dick in a box?

Jokes aside, you’re either a creep or too broke to afford clothes. Either way, you’re not taking anyone to dinner. 

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.