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The 19 Most Bizarre Customer Complaints

8.

Had a customer come in and start rattling off something angrily in a language I didn’t understand for a good few minutes. When my only response was a dumbfounded stare, she exclaimed, furiously: “UGH! You don’t speak Italian!!” And then stormed out of the store. I live in Florida.

9.

Work in a bookstore with a consignment program. Customer wanted us to carry what was essentially a notebook. I told her the book needed a spine and an ISBN. She called me a Nazi.

10.

I worked at a cafe. Received a call from a woman complaining about meat in her salad (she was vegetarian). I assured her that I took her order and our delivery person verified it was vegetarian. She said, “Well, what are these brown cubes then?” “Brown cubes? We don’t have any meat like that? What is the texture?” “They’re crunchy. Dry.” “They might be croutons.” There was a long moment of silence where she thought about what decisions in her life led her to that moment.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.