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19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In

11.

My then-boyfriend and I were going at it in his bedroom, and all of a sudden he starts roleplaying Pride & Prejudice. In his defense, we were reading in it our high school composition class, but I was definitely not prepared for, “Oh Miss Elizabeth, your vagina does feel quite wonderful!” My understanding was that there was supposed to be some type of discussion beforehand. I know this isn’t that odd, but it sticks out in my mind.

12.

I surprised an ex (not a particularly frisky girl) with tickets to The Lion King on Broadway. Naturally, the seats were terrible because I was young and poor. She was elated, though, and I became elated too when she started going down on me in the theater. I had never seen her so horny in such a public place before. The seats were in the very last row, so there weren’t any people around us. Then, it happened: “The Circle of Life” came on while she was feasting on my loins.

13.

Sniffed coke and viagra. Got high and hard. After 5 minutes was almost having a heart attack. Stopped to prevent death and watched porn while she finished herself.

14.

I’m uncircumcised and I once had a girl put a jelly bean into (under?) my foreskin and suck it out.

15.

Jacked off with a popsicle once and dyed my vagina and the sheets purple for a few days. Totally worth it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.