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These 19 People Have Fail-Proof Excuses for Anything

8.

Always have a plan before you go. Preface the acceptance with, “Well, I can’t stay because xyz, but I’ll come by for a while.” Then, if you’re having fun and want to stay, you can act like you worked something out for xyz and now you can stay.

9.

“Diego ate and now it is his bed time.” That’s what my wife uses.

10.

I need to go put cream on my rash… unless… can I borrow a mirror for a minute?

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.