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These 19 People Have Fail-Proof Excuses for Anything

14.

“You’ll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinklers.”

15.

“My home alarm was triggered and I need to go back to make sure everything is okay.” Never used this myself since I don’t own a home or a security system, but I heard someone use this once and thought about how great an excuse it was. If they ask later you can say it was a false alarm and if anything they will be relieved that everything is okay instead of mad that you left.

16.

I need to take my anti-psychotics before 6:30 or things tend to get messy.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.