These 19 People Have Fail-Proof Excuses for Anything

17.

My kids are trained to say they don’t feel well on cue if they get the signal.

18.

“I’m really sorry, but I have to go take a shit.”

19.

We have a big day tomorrow. Most people don’t bother asking what that entails.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.