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The 19 Smoothest Ways To Pickup Someone At A Bar

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Irish guy walks in and orders a few shots. The ladies go crazy for his accent and he starts telling them about Ireland, his favorite Irish bands, and things hee likes about the States. A few drinks in and he started sounding a little less Irish. After he was completely shit faced his Irish accent was a full blown southern drawl. The girls were so ducked up they didn’t even notice. Saw the guy at the same place a while back and he was an Aussie. Idk who that smooth motherfucker was but he reminded me of Robert California.

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We went from his apartment to the bar in lobby area. 2 girls walk by us and eye contact us. He says follow me, walks up next to them and loudly says to me, ‘buddy, this sucks. Let’s go upstairs for a drink there.’ One of the girls looks over and goes, oh? What upstairs? My friend goes ‘our place, wanna come?’ up we go. 2 min in and out.

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My friend sometimes liked shock value from saying stupid shit. Line of the night was ‘hey, you into 5 guys at the same time?’ girl would go ew no, he would go good, cause there only 4 of us. She laughs, ice broken. Well this one time girl actually goes yes, I love it. Buddy thinking quickly goes ‘great, let me grab another guy and let’s get out of here.’ Off they go and run train on this girl. Stunning red head too.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.