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19 Unbelievable Things Ride Share Divers Have Experienced

13.

A lady who was kinda drunk and kept asking me questions and moaning slightly every now and then. when she got out of the car, I checked the back seat and there was a sharpie, a sticky sharpie, that was obviously used for something.

14.

I picked up a drunk couple from a bar. As soon as they got in the car, the woman was telling me about the cocaine they just did in the bathroom. She then went on to tell me that she was his maid and they were fucking and his wife didn’t know. She would wear the wife’s lingerie. I was taking them to the guy’s secret apartment where he did cocaine and screwed his maid. He felt a little bad for me, so he gave me all the cash that he had as a tip… Seven dollars. I guess he spent it all on coke.

15.

Well, there was the guy who proceeded to get butt naked in my backseat (while piss drunk) and change into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume…

16.

My friend told me about a couple who got into his car. They were slightly drunk talking nonsense to each other so he didn’t pay much attention, just kept driving and occasionally checking on them through the rearview mirror. Eventually the girl got quiet so he checked in the mirror and didn’t see her, and my innocent friend thought she was asleep and even laughed about it with the guy. Well, not long after that he passed a speed bump and heard the guy saying “oh sh*t!” at the same time a gurgling sound was heard and a smell of booze+sour filled up the whole car. So yeah, the girl was sucking off her boyfriend, the speed bump caused her to deep throat and vomit all over the backseat and my poor friend still had to drive around with a vomit smelling car.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.