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21 Cops Reveal The Strangest Reasons They’ve Had To Arrest Someone

18.

In my city we had a fella with mental health issues. He started to drink and take drugs making his behavior more erratic. I locked him up three times for assault. The assault been shoving his finger up his own shitty arse and rubbing it in the face of passers by. He tried it with me but the drink and drugs slowed him down enough that I could drop him before he “wiped” me.

19.

I’m not a cop but my close buddy of mine had a dad who was a SWAT Officer in Orange County. He said one time they had to arrest this guy who would put on a rain jacket and hide in the tank of a porta potty waiting for people to “relieve” themselves on him.

20.

My uncle was a cop and he said he once pulled someone over for playing violin while driving.

21.

Neighbors called: When I arrived there was a guy running around his back yard, drunk, with his pants around his ankles. He was chasing a stray dog that he cornered in his yard, trying to get his rocks off.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.