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The 21 Grossest Things People Do With Their SOs

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One time he blew his nose with my butt cheeks.

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I used to play a game called CPR with my ex. I would be on top of her like I was going to kiss her. I would suddenly look alarmed and yell “CPR!” At which point I would seal my lips around hers and forcefully blow into her mouth. It is a weird sensation to receive, and I loved freaking her out. She on the other hand used to suck my dick when I was on the phone with my mom. Which wasn’t all that grand.

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My wife and I were in an accident and she was pretty hurt. She dislocated her shoulder but in a really bad way that required about two years of rehab and surgery. She also broke her pelvis in three of four places. She was in inpatient rehab for about three weeks. During her stay, she was bed ridden for a large part of it due to her broken pelvis. She began to heal enough to move to a sliding board to a potty that has handled on it in the middle of the room. A nurse would help her and clean up when she was through. However, pain meds and stuff made her frequent so I ended up doing it a few times.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.