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The 21 Grossest Things People Do With Their SOs

11.

My boyfriend and I like to shower together. We’ll fill our mouths up with water and spit the stream onto each other. We call it Squirtle-ing.

12.

Have sex while her dog watches. I stare back most of the time.

13.

Earlier in the relationship, I let out a long-winded fart and followed it up with an “I love you”. With that, I convinced her that every time I fart it means “I love you”. 2 years in and I get away with farting all day long and she responds with “I love you too”.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.