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The 21 Grossest Things People Do With Their SOs

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Sit on the same side of a table at restaurants.

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When we both have to pee at the same time in stead of waiting for one to be done we both pee at the same time in the same toilet. She would sit down and open her legs then I would lean forward and have both hand on the wall behind the toilet and she would aim my penis to pee between her legs.

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My girlfriend’s farts are always silent and I really want to hear the sound of it one day. She announces every time she has to fart and I stick my ear next to her butt to listen. Maybe she’s trolling because sometimes she tells me that while I was away, she had the loudest fart ever.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.