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The 21 Grossest Things People Do With Their SOs

20.

She makes me show her my butthole. And tries to touch it. When I try to argue, she says “you get to touch, lick, and put stuff inside mine!” And i cant come up with a way to fight that, so I sit there, humiliated, spreading my legs. She does this only because she knows I’m insecure about my hairy butthole.

21.

We go to the bathroom together most of the time we are home. “Come talk to me while I poop” is a common phrase in our house.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.