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These 21 People Had Absolutely Horrible Bathroom Experiences

13.

Walked into the restroom at a 24-hour Walmart at like 1am to find a naked middle aged woman just…chilling in there. I held my pee until I got home.

14.

Was taking a stinky poop and the guy next to me was asking me to “please flush that!”

15.

I was 14 years old at a near-dead mall where a music group I was in held rehearsals. I took a break from the rehearsal to go to the bathroom and both stalls were full. I really needed to go and I didn’t think there were any other bathrooms there, so I just waited it out. The people in the two stalls are dead silent for several minutes. I’m tapping my foot impatiently waiting. Then I hear one of them say, “So are we gonna do this or not?” Then I hear heavy breathing and something dripping on the floor, followed by getting toilet paper to mop it up. I got out of there and just decided to hold it after that.

16.

A guy was recording his own diarrhea noises and then playing them back and asking me through the stall how it sounded. Perhaps the most disturbing part of the entire thing was that as I was washing my hands, the guy came swaggering out of his own stall, smartphone in hand. I don’t know how he found the time to wipe.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.